Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
This inferiority complex you have is getting kind of extreme.
Seriously, eyelids? What is so great about creased eyelids?
1100 hours, corner of 60th and Burnside:
Asian Guy: [Rolls down backseat car window.] Hey, are you Isaiah Herrington?
Me: Er, no.
Asian Guy: Oh. What’s your last name?
Me: Loftus.
Asian Guy: Oh! Are you Irish?
Me: Uh, sort of?
Asian Guy: Yes or no.
Me: Yes.
Asian Guy: So am I! [Smiles and rolls the window back up.]
The 'Isaiah Herrington's that turn up on Google all lived in the 1700s. Do my muttonchops mark me for a timetraveller?
You throw my world into chaos, Japan.
Also, you make me want to drink Fanta, which I hate. What is this magic?
In the vein of that same fanatical ambition that grips Japanese hotdog-eating champions, and with the over-the-top visual metaphors of Prince of Tennis, there is That Wine Tasting Manga:
His wine-tasting powers come from Jesus!
How could anyone pour from two feet?!
Holy crap! Flowers!
CAUGHT ON DEATH ROW:
Guy McDude found having
DRUGS and GAY SEX
with his inmate!
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