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This reads like a Modest Proposal-esque satire.

Curious to know what are the leading causes of injury to women? Here they are: unintentional falls, car accidents and overexertion. Domestic violence did not even make the list.

So relax ladies. Everything you've heard about the "epidemic" of domestic violence is mostly hype calculated to stampede you into divorcing your husband and voting for yet another taxpayer-funded, ideologically charged abuse reduction program.

Women fall down stairs of fist-shaped doorknobs a lot. Domestic violence is just a socialist myth.